When I logged into Minecraft today, I saw Curt had been busy. I'll often find new paths or little machines, but today it was something entirely different. Atop The Mount Curt had constructed a giant Master Sword stuck into a pedestal with a Tri-Force symbol. As I looked on my phone chirped with the following message "Do not live in fear, look ye to the mountain where the sword will be our shield. Hallow be the Tri-Force. -Author unknown from the second age." I put my phone down and ran into the woods as fast as my little 8-bit stumps could carry me.
Do not live in fear, look ye to the mountain where the sword will be our shield. Hallow be the Tri-Force. -Author unknown from the second age.
Let me explain; Curt has apparently brought religion into our little world. IRL I am what we call a poinsettia and lilies Methodist, I go to church twice a year and get mildly uncomfortable when people ask me if I have been saved. So when I'm met by a giant digital monument to a God I don't know I get a little nervous. The second problem is this is my server, Curt is at best a welcome addition, but more and more he seems to be an invading power. Do you know what happens to the natives when someone starts spouting the Good Word? It's not pretty. Anyways I've retreated into the forest in hopes of building a secret fort to hide from Curt. Eli and Sean are on the server too, and those sheep will be sacrificing anything Curt tells them too soon enough. (ironically enough maybe sheep)